"If fishing isn't exhilarating enough for you, you can always take it to the next level and ride on one of the slowest animals in existence. That's what this redneck decided to do. And even a redneck who can't find the record button knows that videotaping a stunt and posting it online is the only way to prove it ever happened. Where they come from, "whale riding" is usually a whole different thing. But when a hick is out on a boat, it becomes a cheaper alternative to renting a Sea-Doo. Faintly, at the beginning of the clip, you can hear him say, "Hey, hold this for me." We can be pretty sure that's a beer."