Our hero in this case, is Don Quixote's brother, "Fish Quixote." Instead of fighting windmills, he fights fish with a fly rod. (After some diligent research, I'm starting to believe that fly fishing is about as sane as tilting at windmills.)
You write the first line of the story... (One line only please). And the best line will win a pair of Pescador 6 Pliers from [Ross Worldwide](http://www.rossreels.com/ products/fishing-pliers/pescador-fishing-pliers.cfm ), which are valued at $150.