As a Floridian, former high school crew coxswain, and daughter of a serious fisherman, I feel completely at home on the water. This isn't to be mistaken for any familiarity with fishing. Despite consistent, lifelong proximity to fishing, I have ultimately opted to sunbathe at every given opportunity. But when Joe Cermele invited me shark fishing last Friday, I simply couldn't resist the offer. I only Tweet, forego make up, or wake up at 5 a.m. in circumstances as extreme as this.