You can’t make this stuff up. And you really wouldn’t want to…

From this story on Wales Online:
_An air rescue crew called in to check on a suspicious vessel at sea caught a raucous stag party completely starkers. The party had the bare-faced cheek to wave hello at the RAF chopper as it buzzed down to check whether something fishy was going on. Unknown to them, they were also filmed by a BBC cameraman who happened to be on board following the rescue crew’s activities. The 10-strong party, from Bradleystoke, Bristol, was caught during a two-hour fishing trip in Swansea Bay, South Wales, on Saturday. Suspicious Coastguard bosses spotted the small boat off Mumbles Head and asked a passing RAF rescue helicopter to take a closer look.

__”A search and rescue Sea King helicopter was returning to base at RAF Chivenor, in Devon, when Swansea Coastguard asked it to check a suspicious boat,” an RAF spokesman said. “As they approached they soon realised all the anglers aboard the vessel were completely naked. “It transpired they were a stag party having a bit of fun in the ocean. They were running no risk – apart from catching a cold. “They (the helicopter crew) were on their way back from another search and rescue mission and they were just asked to fly over this boat and let the coastguard know what was going on.

“I’m sure there were a few giggles going on in the cockpit at the time.” A Maritime and Coastguard Agency spokesman said that as the vessel was evidently not in distress no action was necessary._

A fishing trip as your bachelor party? Awesome idea. Getting drunk and butt-nekkid with nine other dudes as a helicopter flies over you? Not so much…