Caption Contest: Write the Best... Win Gear

I know some of you might have seen this image before up here in another form or fashion, but man what a great caption contest image it's going to make. I can't wait to see what you all come up with. This is my friend Bryan "Bear" Holeman. One half of the Holeman Brothers Guide Company after a stellar day on the marshes of Louisiana.

You know the drill. If you come up with the best caption for this image you'll win...

...a Petzl Tikka 2 Plus headlamp. This is Petzl's newest head torch and retails for $39.95.

Good Luck.