This one was ripe for the picking and there were a ton of what I considered really funny entries. Some of the funniest I had to reprint below.
mnobles23 wrote: Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime. Marry a man and he will never fish again…
bdarak wrote: Fly fishing vest: $75 Net: $45 Marrying a woman who will let you fish on your wedding day: Priceless.
YooperRyan wrote: Do you, John, take this trout, to have, and to hold, photograph, and release, in marriage and in health, so help you God? I do And will you, Jane, Give John back his net?..
Alex Pernice… wrote: Look! I caught a tax rebate!!!
Bulldogangler wrote: You get the line. I’ll get the net, we’ll get married and our feet a little wet. We’ll stay fishin till we get the hook set. For better or worse, for life.
The winner though of the autographed copy of, Fifty Places to Fly Fish Before You Die, by Chris Santella was kmoffitt who wrote: You won’t be needing this anymore…
Short, simple, hilarious… It was just the second entry out of about 100, and whether it’s true or not – had me cracking up. kmoffitt hit me up at firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll get your autographed book mailed out.