Seems that the ABC affiliate in Chicago needs a little work on their proofreading skills.
Or as Deadspin, the site where I found this lovely nugget puts it: “It’s only the latest in a long series of ethnic crap the Windy City has dealt with in its history, starting with French Crap and moving on to Irish Crap, German Crap, Italian Crap, and Polish Crap. In fact, you might say that Chicago has been full of crap all along.”
The real story on asian carp isn’t so funny. You can read more about it here or view the corrected piece about new plans to deal with them on 7Chicago.