Caption Contest: Win a Fishpond Encampment Lumbar Pack

In honor of all the insanely cold weather that's been hovering over a good portion of the country this week, I thought I'd utilize one of my non-fly images for a caption contest. Yeah, it's juvenile, but it's just too good not to use.

You know the drill. Write the wittiest caption to the image here and we'll pick a winner next week. Keep it clean, folks...

The winner will get a Fishpond Encampment Lumbar Pack.