Nixstyx definitely took enough shots at this one that something had to hit paper. This had me rolling: "Give the pen to Chad Love and watch as he slams it repeatedly to the ground while shouting that a pen cannot be tactical." and "One man one pen. I hope it's stronger than the jar." but it was this one that won Nixstyx his Tuff Writer:
"Here's a good durability test: Sent it to me, and if it keeps writing even after I mangle it in frustration while filling out endless job applications then it'd be one tough pen."
Something about the desperate anger in that one really struck me. Plus, it explains why he had the time to submit so many ideas.