I thought last week’s post on the Loudener would be hard to beat in the over-the-top-tactical category. That was before my older son called my attention to a tactical couch called the Couch Bunker. It not only conceals a gun safe with a 30-gun capacity underneath its cushions, but those cushions are bulletproof and have straps so you can use them like shields. If you think bulletproof cushions are just what your next Super Bowl party needs, don’t bother inviting me.

It comes in three styles, including a nice leather model–the tan model has a matching Ottoman safe. The Couch Bunker is fire rated and weighs 900 pounds.

I spent some time clicking around the Bed Bunker website. A lot of it is a little prepper-y for my taste, but then I found the Truck Bunker, which looks like a slick, useful and easy to install way to keep your guns secure and hidden. I could easily imagine putting one in a hunting rig.