I know what you're thinking: What about when we have to pack a lunch and can't grill? Fear not. Schafer's is making carp bologna and salami, too. Check out this most excellent video from The Daily. Host Erik German is noticeably skeptical of the dogs at first, but says they taste like the real deal. If that's true, are carp dogs any more gross than pork dogs? We love those, and they're all just lips and...well, you know.