Now, call me crazy, but shouldn't we be applying this incredible technology to, umm, curing cancer or something instead of making truly hideous sneakers? The whole thing creeps me out, but I will not judge you if these are the coolest sneakers you've ever seen and must have a pair. If you're planning to get them as stocking stuffers for the whole fam, call now because the rays need time to grow. Oh, and a single pair of Rayfish shoes will cost you $15,000 (you read that right). Act now!