Tennessee Bride Bags Honeymoon Bird

_Talk about a whirlwind week for Bruce and Rene Thompson.
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_First you go to Jamaica, which is good. Then you get married, which is even better. Then after you've spent the best part of the week at a snazzy resort you ... hop on a plane and get back to East Tennessee in time for opening day of turkey season.
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_A lot of women would think they were in the Twilight Zone.
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Rene Thompson thinks she's in heaven.

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