Wild Turkey Escapes Authorities

_A wild turkey created quite a stir in Downtown Jersey City today when it appeared at Eighth and Monmouth streets. . . .
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_[O]fficers tried to catch the bird with a net, but that didn't work.
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_Finally, the cops popped the bird with a tranquilizer dart, but before the effects set in, the turkey scampered into the woods behind Dickinson High School, witnesses said.
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