Swedish Police Finger Moose As Murder Suspect

Here's one from F&S Shotguns Editor, Phil Bourjaily, who notes:_
It's like those Swedish subtitles from Monty Python and the Holy Grail ("A moose bit my sister once") but gone terribly wrong._

To which I would just add, "No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse 
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given 
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
 star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
 Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst 
Nordfink."

From AOL News:
Swedish police say they've cleared a man who was arrested for allegedly murdering his wife after deciding the culprit was most likely a moose.

Police spokesman Ulf Karlsson says "the improbable has become probable" in the puzzling death last year of 63-year old Agneta Westlund. She was found dead after an evening stroll in the forest. . . .

_The tabloid Expressen says hairs and saliva from a moose -- aka a European elk -- were found on the victim's clothes. _