It's time to announce the winner of our latest caption contest, and what a contest it was. First off, many thanks to Dexter the Dachshund for actually retrieving the bumper during our quasi-photo shoot. Who would have thought?
And big thumbs up to the gang at Zink Calls for our prize: a great Power Hen 2 duck call ($125). But let's get on with it.
As always there were a ton of great entries. Ejunk led things off with this pretty hilarious jingle that riffed off the Oscar Mayer bologna song: