My UPS man just handed me a box full of brand new True Talker 2 Deer Calls, courtesy of Hunter’s Specialties. But they’re not for me. They’re for you. And the first one will go to the one among you who writes the best caption for the picture below, which has been bouncing around the internet lately. (Actually, the first first one will go to -Bob, the winner of our last contest; sorry for the wait -Bob. But the second first one could be yours.)