…you'd have it hands down. As is, you have it by forfeit. That's because -Bob, ever gracious, asked that his entry be considered unofficial, presumably because -Bob, if you remember, won our last caption contest and already has (or is about to get [I finally did send you a package, -Bob]) a new True Talker. In short, you got to hand it to -Bob. Except that -Bob, magnanimous as he is, would hate to steal michigandunes's thunder.