‘Twas the day before Christmas and your shopping should be done. But alas, Uncle Hank is bringing his estranged ex-wife’s nephew over. What to do? If you’re desperate (I mean like insanely desperate), just head to the garage and turn a perfectly usuable lure into a 50-cent dime-store chachtkie. This lady will show you how. Don’t forget to trim off the “little spinny things,” and never mind that the price of one of those lures would buy enough keychains for the whole block at your local drug store. Have a Merry Christmas, and keep it real.