Though I am a huge fan of "Pawn Stars" and "American Pickers," I will not watch any shows about buying storage units. That's because I happen to know the stuff in those units is planted, making the shows total farces. With that in mind it seems Mary, one of the buyers in "Storage Wars Texas," lucked into some fishing gear she needs appraised. And let me tell you, she is a peach! I don't know if she's drunk or what, but I'd rather wet wade in a river of battery acid than spend a day on a boat with her. She reminds me of how the show "Robot Chicken" portrays Lindsay Lohan...which you can watch here.