You've got to love the first line of this story posted on Bleacherreport.com: Baseball is back, which means MLB players should stay away from any sharp objects. Stairs, sneezes and spiders should also be avoided. I'm not a sports fan, which makes me happy when I read articles like this, because it means I don't have to worry about my team's pitcher getting injured in the off-season, and therefore ruining my entire year. But I digress. __The real focus of the piece is Red Sox pitcher Jake Peavy (below), who cut into his left knuckle pretty deeply on a recent fishing trip with his kids.