When the singing Big Mouth Billy Bass first popped up on shelves at every Wal-Mart, Target, Bass Pro, K-Mart, truck stop, and Stucky’s in America, all I can remember thinking was Oh God, please don’t let anyone buy me one of those. Thankfully, no one ever did. And as far as I know, the owner of Hooked On Fishing Bait & Tackle in Rochester, Minn., is the only guy who is genuinely glad someone picked him up a Billy. Watch the video and you’ll see why.