Two Girls In Bikinis + Camera = Totally Pointless Shark Wrestling

Ever been to a frat party and the second a couple good-looking girls walk into the room dudes start doing crap like arm wrestling? This is that, only instead of flipping a table covered in Natty Ice cans or throwing a keg out the window, this guy goes all Stone Cold Steve Austin on a big lemon shark. I was kinda rooting for the lemon shark. I mean c'mon, man. Was this neccessary? Cut the leader and let it swim.