But there's a problem. For the first time in Love family recorded history, we can't quite come to terms on a name. My oldest son wants to name him one thing, my wife wants to name him something else, I have my own name in mind, and my five-year-old (the smartest, most level-headed of the bunch) keeps reminding all of us that we can't keep calling him "pup" the rest of his life. So I have set an absolute Wednesday deadline for naming "Anon" (as I've been referring to him). My wife has solicited suggestions from her friends and family. Now it's my turn. Give me your best male dog name suggestions. My tastes in dog names tend to run toward the obscure or literary, but lay anything you got on me, I'm getting desperate. I gotta find a name, and quick. The last thing I need is a dog with identity issues.