Caption Contest: Write The Best, Win a Knife

Don't ask... I just took the picture while wandering the aisles at the Pheasants Forever Pheasant Fest and Quail Classic last month. I have no idea what's going on inside the head of either the wire-haired pointing griffon (at least I think that's what he is) or the boy with the unusual hat.

But since it's time for another caption contest, maybe you can provide some insight.

You know the drill: put your caption in the comments section, and the sharpest wit among the contestants will come away with an equally sharp Gerber Freeman Guide Folder. Good luck, and remember to put on your, uh, thinking cap. Winner will be announced next week.