Here’s one from the “so dumb we’re left speechless” files: British army cadets cannot carry rifles in a Remembrance Day parade because it glamorizes weapons and would upset people.


From this story in the (UK) Daily Mail:
Army cadets have been left ‘bitterly disappointed’ after being banned from carrying rifles on a Remembrance Day parade – amid fears the weapons might ‘upset’ onlookers. The young cadets have proudly marched with rifles for decades and around 100 had spent months fine-tuning the drill where they would showcase their skills. But the cadets were left ‘gutted’ just days before the big event when military top brass cut the rifles from the display following complaints from members of the public.

_They were warned the rifle display during the march in Plymouth, Devon, could be deemed as ‘glamorising’ weapons. Cadets were left ‘bitterly disappointed’ by the late change, which organisers today branded ‘political correctness gone mad’. Basil Downing-Waite, chairman of the Federation of Plymouth and District Ex Services Associations, which organised the event, said: ‘It’s political correctness gone mad. I feel bitterly disappointed because it gives the young people a sense of responsibility. ‘They are delighted to do these displays.’ The Remembrance Day march is still due to go ahead, but without rifles. A senior cadet instructor said the children had been left ‘very upset’ by the ruling.

Police Chief Inspector Brendan Brookshaw said his son Henry and daughter Rosie were ‘very disappointed’ at the late change. But Devon Cadet Executive Officer Major David Waterworth put an end to the tradition after he ruled that carrying weapons was ‘not good for the image’ of cadets, who can join between the ages of 12 and 18. He said: ‘There is no need for children to appear in public with weapons. It does upset some members of the public. ‘There is no need for it. It doesn’t reflect our aims and ethos in the Army Cadet Force. We are not soldiers. ‘People say it’s traditional at Remembrance parades, but there is no need to carry a weapon to remember the dead. ‘I stopped it as soon as I heard they were doing it. It’s not good for our image to have children carrying weapons in public. ‘We are not members of the Armed Forces – we are a youth movement sponsored by the Ministry of Defence.’ He added that a ruling against children carrying rifles had been in place for ten years, but had not been enforced until now._