I know this is a little off-topic for the blog, but it's too good. I had to share it. While looking at a few news sites this morning, I stumbled across this headline: "Woman Fries And Eats Pet Goldfish After Fight With Ex-Husband." Here's the story.
Police spokesman Vance Mitchell says the man reported on Saturday that the woman took the goldfish from his apartment...
Officers who were dispatched to the woman's home arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three._
This leaves a few questions unanswered: How does one prepare a goldfish? Fried whole like a shrimp? Filleted? Cajun seasoning or Panko batter? Did she enjoy the goldfish or choke them down, gagging the whole time, but suffering for the sake of revenge?