Last week the Muskegon Chronicle added to the anecdotal evidence that the venerable .30-30 Winchester–despite it’s long track record–is in fact a little underpowered for use on modern television sets.

According to the article, a 66-year-old man from Oceana County allegedly fired a .30-30 deer rifle at his television Monday night. The television, however, was still functioning when police arrived. It’s unknown what show the man was watching. And, you’ll be shocked to learn, he was intoxicated. Now, I know that none of you would ever get drunk and shoot your television set with a deer rifle, but if you did…

A. What rifle would you use?

B. And what show would you shoot? (Suggestions: Keeping Up with the Kardashians, The Jersey Shore, The Bachelorette, or, for Elvis fans, reruns of The Robert Goulet TV Show.)