As I’m sure you can imagine, people are constantly coming up to me and asking, “Dave, how do you kill so many big deer?” And up till now I have gotten away with the usual BS about persistence and a positive attitude and the discipline to hold out for a trophy–all while secretly working my contacts with the local highway department.

Then this comes out. Damn this lady. Now everyone will know that all you really need to do is get your hands on a couple of deer-crossing signs.