For many of us, the deer season is a done deal. For the rest, the clock is ticking. Which means, of course, an inevitable psychological let down for which there is only one known cure: a trip to a man’s mall!

So to help you get a jump start on a shopping spree, the good folks at Bass Pro Shops will give a $50 gift card to the person who writes the best caption for this photo, which landed in my email the other morning. As always, Hurteau and I will decide on the winner… So unleash your creative sides and give those of us who are done some much-needed, off-season entertainment.