Happy spring, and what better way to celebrate the (supposed end) end of a long, nasty winter than scoring a new trail camera? Sure bucks are weeks away from growing antlers, but if you’re like me, your trail cam use has become a year-round passion, so you might as well add another to your arsenal.

What’s that? You don’t own a camera? Well, you can fix that right now. All you have to do is write the winning caption for this photo, and you can have any one of the three camera in the Cabela’s Outfitter Series ™ line.

You win, and you can choose between the 8MP IR model, the 8MP Black IR, or the 10MP model that takes color video, even at night. If you need proof of how cool the latter is, check out this awesome video of a badger defending a mule deer carcass from coyotes.

Most of you know the drill by now. You’ve got one week to submit a killer caption for this photo. Hurteau and I will be down in Kentucky, shooting bows for our 2014 Best of the Best bow test, and we’ll need some humor to look forward to after a week of flinging arrows. So have at it!