Write Best Caption, Win Oculus Binoculars or Spotting Scope

If you're a deer hunter and you don't own a quality binocular or spotting scope, you're missing the boat. The binos will help you size up a buck headed to your stand while a spotting scope is the ticket for field-judging a nice rack during the preseason.

Which do you need? I have no idea, and neither do the good folks at Bass Pro Shops. So, they're going to let you choose.

Need a kick-butt spotting scope? The Oculus ™ Angled Spotting Scope features ED glass, is nitrogen-filled, fogproof, waterproof, and comes with a carrying case and a tripod.

Already have a scope and long for an awesome binocular? Bass Pro has you covered. The Oculus 7.0 binocular features fully coated ED lenses, a tough, light magnesium frame, is nitrogen-purged, waterproof, fogproof, and comes with a slick, custom soft case.

All you have to do to choose between these killer prizes is to provide the best caption for the photo above. So put your creative thinking caps on and get to work. We'll give you until after Memorial Day to submit your entries, and then Hurteau and I will pick a winner. Have at it.