By Dave Hurteau

If you remember, the whole point of this exercise was to get you to do my work, and you did a bang-up job, submitting more than 125 captions. And now, a winner must be chosen. I didn’t want to be entirely saddled with that, either, so I sent the following list of finalists to a select panel of F&S editors to help me choose. (I’d planned to automatically disqualify fart jokes as too obvious—unless one happened to be a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And lo and behold...)

“Does this lighting make my butt look big?” –jarlich

What Santa saw, just before they hit the tree... – -Bob

The stealth cam says there’s a half moon. I see two full moons. –Brendan

“Helluva place to loose a contact, Larry.” –cooner

“You silly hunter men, we fart in your general direction!” --chuck

“Here’s your rump roast, big bad hunter!” –buckhunter

“Hey, Bob, do you ever get that 'hair-standing-on-end' feeling that somebody’s watching you? Well the hair on my butt is standing up right now!" –BubbaK

And the winner is –Bob, with “What Santa saw, just before they hit the tree….” Congratulations –Bob. You’ll be hearing from me soon about those deer calls. I just need to clean my office, so… it shouldn’t be more than a few weeks, or so.

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from jaya2u wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

From Bob's wife: Seriously? Do you need to encourage him????

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from santa wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Congradulations Bob, I think I actually remember that night!!

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from Beekeeper wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Good one! Congratulations

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from Brendan wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

haha thats cool mine made it

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from rudyglove27 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Congratulations Bob and Enjoy your New Deer Calls!!! :)

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from MLH wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Congrats Bob! Merry Christmas in August!

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from Brittle wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

congrats Bob

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Great one Bob

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from Don Mitchell wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

good one Bob,congrats and call in a big one

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from -Bob wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Thanks, everyone.

And Scott -- when you send the calls, please include instructions as to which end to blow into…as this is the part of the deer I see most often, I’m getting the feeling I might be doing something wrong. -Bob

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from Dave Hurteau wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

That's a great idea, Bob. I'll have Scott send the calls. Once again less work for me. What do you say, Bestul?

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from Cal999 wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

congrats

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from santa wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Congradulations Bob, I think I actually remember that night!!

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from Brendan wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

haha thats cool mine made it

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from -Bob wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Thanks, everyone.

And Scott -- when you send the calls, please include instructions as to which end to blow into…as this is the part of the deer I see most often, I’m getting the feeling I might be doing something wrong. -Bob

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from jaya2u wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

From Bob's wife: Seriously? Do you need to encourage him????

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from Beekeeper wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Good one! Congratulations

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from rudyglove27 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Congratulations Bob and Enjoy your New Deer Calls!!! :)

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from Brittle wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

congrats Bob

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Great one Bob

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from Don Mitchell wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

good one Bob,congrats and call in a big one

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from MLH wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

Congrats Bob! Merry Christmas in August!

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from Dave Hurteau wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

That's a great idea, Bob. I'll have Scott send the calls. Once again less work for me. What do you say, Bestul?

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from Cal999 wrote 1 year 40 weeks ago

congrats

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