Boone and Crockett Chupacabra shot in Texas

"I got this one with those new silver filled bullets during the full moon."

You had better smile for this picture, cause the truck still still smells like crap because of your little accident when this sucker jumped out of the thicket at you.

People underestimate the deer in Texas...Not anymore!

deercula

I knew when the deer jumped into my dogs pin a few years ago it was BAD combination

NO! Life got bad enough when all the girls liked twilight. But no, not this. Please!

That singing bass has got nothin on me!

Cutting his head off was easy. The hard part was driving the stake through his heart first.

You'd be mad too if they cut your junk off......

After 23 years of disapointment Ted and Jerry have finally crossed the DNA of a wolf and a whitetail. The new breed known as "the White Wolf Tail" is currently offered at their High Fence Hunting facility "MilkShake" in Conceiveable, Kansas. Cost is $45,000.00 for a spikehorn on up to $654,000.00 for an 8 point like the one seen in the photo. Hunters mut sign a release of liability form along with providing dental records in case of necessary identification purposes.

You would grow fangs too, if these 2 rubes had their hands up your butt!

The only way a mortal man can kill a werebuck is to cut off his head at the shoulders.

The Guard Buck bringing new genetics to the deer herd every fall and keeps the sales man out of the yard the rest of the year.

these two dentists were awarded today with a replica mount for their fine work on wild animals.

Bubba and Junior are no longer welcome on Dr. Moreau's island.

They said that new deer corn would make bigger,stronger bucks, but I wonder if I get an extra inch for each tooth?

And then one day the said enough,

or

He lacked the dignity in death that he had in life

Not sure what to make of this deer, but I just got a great idea for my Halloween costume.

I've heard of Bovine wasting disease in deer but come on!!!!!!!!

You idiot!!! I told you he would be good on the grill....Not give him a grill!!!

"You told me to make him look tough when you dropped him off.....You cant get any tougher than that!!!"

Oh, what a stimulated buck will mount.

Scary to look at harvesting, beatiful to eat, spicy coming out. He gets the last laugh in it all.

That's what happens when you let your deer go to LA, they try to reinvent themselves to be movie stars and go a little overboard with the body modifications

I vant ti vill your vreazer, muwhahahahahaaaa.
(i want to fill your freaser in vampire language)

The answer to the wolf problem....

This what you call a guard deer.

"Hey Camo Boy, you may not realize where your right hand is, but I think you ought to move it!"

they told me the deer hunting round here "sucked"

One of the problems with hunting on Halloween.

Mark got his first Texas whitetail mount back home.. That deer had the strangest looking ears..

Needless to say, the buck was not enthused about having to be pried out of the wheel well.

The DRURY BROTHERS really did know what they were doing when they came out with THE BUCK GROWL a few years ago.

"Deer season-new moon"

It's a "weredeeritrun." A cross between a wolf, deer and "HOLY S***, RUN!"

he was comming right for us!

First vampire ducks, now vampire bucks. I think were screwed.

watch the wonderfully bad movie "Skeeters" for reference.

Hey, Dude in the camo shirt my prostate is just fine thank you!!!

That taxidermy job was unbearable!

Why you sould never mess with a buck during the rut!

YES! I use Freds Solid Silver Bullets for all my dangerous game. Pick some up at your local gun shop.

Grrr.... Baby! Very Grr....

I don't get why when he saw them aiming at him, he didn't just turn into a bat

After years of bloodsucking terror in the bean fields, Buckula was finally brought down by a swift wooden shaft to the heart......

I would say the wolves are doing more than just eat the deer now if you now what I mean.

You've heard of the elusive jackelope, now meet the white-tailed deerwolf

The arrow was bad enough! Would you please get the "BUTT OUT out of there... it's killing me!

Not even Darwin himself could have predicted this.

I'm mad as Hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!!

Guy on left "hurry up and snap the picture so I can get my teeth back"

Down on the deer farm, during the rut, the old dominate buck can get pretty upset when he's replaced in the doe pen with a younger buck with more endurance. Fortunatly Ben and Jerry have a good strong hold on him!

Hey, Hey, Hey one of you decide which of you shot me and the other one Back Off!!!

Taking full advantage of trail cameras and pre-season scouting, Jim and Bob were able to score on a buck they had nicknamed "Snarls Barkley".

Charlie believed that he never needed to read directions. After Charlie's first attempt with the "All-In-One Home Taxidermy Kit", his friends began to question his philosophy.

Jeff didn't plan enough money for taxidermy in his hunting budget to include the fact he would score on both a whitetail buck and a black bear.

BANG!!! I SHOULDN'T OF CAME TOO THAT CALL !!!

I shot him while he was fighting with another buck.Just could not get that mean look off of his face.

I must have hit him where it really hurt.

Deer+Coyote=Doyote

What will mother nature come up with next.

So, I shot a nice buck, and my brother a cougar. We took them to the taxidermist at the same time and asked him if he'd give us a discount. "Sure I will", he said, with this weird grin on his face............

"Don't worry, its just the deer in the headlights look"

"I was trying to stay focused on the shot and keep my eyes off of them, all I knew was he had alot of them and they were long.....it looked like he was eating a picket fence!"

"Remember when we lost Rambo last year running our deer dogs? Well, we're pretty much sure now how he's been occupying his time."

He looks like that cuz he died laughing when he saw what them boys was doing in the woods.

Hurry and take the picture mom, How long do you think I can hold these two idiots up. I only have a tag for one of them anyway.

True Talker 2 Deer calls will call in any deer !!

The lucky hunters shot the beast with a silver bullet, just as he started to change.

It wasnt on account of his nose,why O'L snappy wern't allowed to join in any deer games.

YOU THINK YOUR BAAAA!!!? I'LL SHOW YOU BAAAD. C'MON YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??!!

Let's go bear hunting bows!

Jeff Dunham is taking his show to the outdoor channel. George and Albert introduce the fans to his newest character. Let's just say his first time in the spotlight was a "deer in headlights" moment.

You think I'm ugly. I'm dead and I look better than these two mugs! They look like they fell out of a tree stand.

maybe obama will let us keep our guns to protect against this guy's family and friends

how exactly does a coyote mount a deer?

Deer + Coyote = this

This is why you should hunt during a full moon!

My taxidermist was running low on supplies, had to finish my buck mount with a javalina mouth. Should we call him a javabuck or a buckalina?

Bill and Ricky's new Acorn Moon product has finally closed the debate on the effectiveness of scent control clothing.

gust when you thought that you seen every thing you see some thing even weairder.

Now we know why the DNR can't get accurate population estimates!

North American Sabre Tooth White Tail Hybrid Hunting Season Extended This Year!!!

See what happens when you trade taxidermy work for a case of beer.

This is what happens when your dentist is a part-time taxidermist

"OK, OK, OK, I'm all for the high fences now!"

It was determined that Larry's prize buck had been eating more than just corn and clover.

Scent-proof clothing, Guaranteed to keep the smell out when you crap your pants.

With a face that looks like that, this deer is better off hanging on the wall. All the does in the woods were afraid of him.

Trying to capitalize on Exxon’s "Put a Tiger in your tank" advertizing campaign, Bud's Lube and Tire experiment with "Put some bite in your 8 point inspection"

No one guessed this would happen with the reintroduction of wolves.

This buck was taken on the Idaho National Engineering Laboratory grounds.

And you thought that cabelas dangerous hunts was just a game?

Yes, that's right folks, you can get the absolute best head mounts at Skeeter's All Night Taxidermy and Dental Office!

Now you know where the term "Buck-toothed" comes from!

I am very troubled, that video that was up a while back of the deer eating a bird appears to have been the first documentation of drastic change taking place in the woods. This is a horrifying second.

Times are tough, shot a bear and a deer last fall but could only afford one mount.

Ahhh, rabid deer hunters, I see

Jacob's Halloween costume fooled everyone...even the Cullens. Too bad these vampires have a taste for venison.

Great! Not only my wife but now the deer will chew my butt when I spend too much time in the woods!

Open his mouth Bob... and show Ma her new teeth.

If Rednecks made horror movies.

...sho gotta perty mouf

"That's my girlfriend buddy!"

Alright that was just down right mean to do that to your mother in-law.

HOLY SHNIKES!